By Charlie Hough
Softball Times
ABILENE — The HGH Syringes are 3-0 for the first time in franchise history.
Twelve of the 13 HGH players had at least one hit, with shortstop Brandon Stover and right fielder Jeff Campbell leading the way at 3-for-4. Infielder Stephen Shewmaker came off the bench to go 2-for-2 and improve his team-best average to a stellar .889. And pitcher Jonathan Sharp allowed just one run in the first four innings before being touched up for six runs in the fifth as New Hope pulled within 14-7.
The key has been consistency. Through three games, HGH has scored in 13 out of 17 innings.
After a two-week break, HGH returns to Field #2 to take on fellow 3-0 team PDBC Green in a fight for first place.
HGH SOFTBALL 
That totally beats the White Elephant!!!!!
Lester Smedley might have to get a copy of this. This is one of the funniest things I have read on here.
Was Jesus standing over your shoulder while you were writing this?
Clearly He was not. Please accept my apology.